Posts Tagged ‘jokes’

March 3, 2008

IT Treats

Technical supporting is one of the most basic fundamental skills that one IT personnel will need to have before even, stepping out of the computer lab to go OUT to the working world. However, being able to read IT jokes is one of the many essentials that one needs to be able to do it well [...]

January 30, 2008

Sad Tard.

State: calm
swam 40 laps this morning. when I stepped out of my shell, the sky was like going to rain any moment. walkergal was praying hard that God would hold the rain… please… and BINGO. It was sunny throughout!
swimming is certainly less stressful than running.
no bad impacts to my knees..
no breathing in harmful [...]

January 29, 2008

Wise Up.

State: =.=
Haha.. I came across this not-so-clean joke today…
Condom Advertisement …
TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY INC.
6969 SLIPPERY ROOT DRIVE
DROPTROUSER, NC 22269
Dear Mr. Buffalo;
We regret to inform you that we have rejected your application to model and represent our product, Trojan Condoms.
Although your general physical appearance is not displeasing, our Board of Directors feels that your wearing of [...]

January 26, 2008

Sleep is Good

State: Legs Like Monkey
-Honeypie Story-
After a nice dinner the two elderly couples got up from the table. The ladies went into the kitchen and the men went into the living room.
Man1: I think it is so wonderful how you call your wife, “honey pie” and “sweet pea”, and “sugar” all the time.
Man2: Well to tell [...]

January 17, 2008

RE-CYCLE

State: teasey
someone came knocking at my shell just now! it turned out to be a cute guy asking me to do a survey about recycling. WELL… since he’s kinda cute… hur…. =P
so…. you think he is cute then I’ll oblige? No Way!
But seriously, its about Mother Earth that we are more concerned with you see.
Despite.. [...]